Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story
posted 2 days ago with: 105,551 notes
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
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“gamecube is now considered a classic console”
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the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
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Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built
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Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist